Random Conversation Starters

Ok here are some things on my mind that I wanted to see if others had ever considered:

At what age do you become to old to have a roommate?
Are your pants too tight if someone can read your credit card number impression through them?
Is it really a weekEND if it always seems to start right back up before you know it?
Why do no other colors get their own party execpt White and Black Tie?
If its really a bachelor party then why does a true bachelor who never gets married never have one?
Why is it the more places they allow you to connect to the internet the less need you actually have for getting on? (i.e. Burger King?)
What lazy person came up with the concept for Labor Day?