LA Chronicles 9.5

The day has finally come or it will come tomorrow. My stuff will arrive TOMORROW!!! This has been like a bad divorce settlement where I never knew if I was going to ever see my furniture again. But after three weeks of waiting and 1.5 weeks late my stuff is going to be here. I’m actually considering crying at such a special moment in my life…

Some of you have asked about the “List” for Friday night. Well similar to my other List experiences, it yielded an unproductive night that was only saved by Lobster Pizza at Berries on Third St. In order to focus on the positive, let me just tell you that Berries has the best Lobster pizza I’ve ever had in my life…granted it is the only Lobster Pizza I’ve ever had but it’s the BEST. But you probably grow a nice size appetite after spending 75 minutes in line waiting to get in a club only to just leave because your feet hurt. (Sidenote – As a man its is hard to admit your feet hurt because you have an 87% chance that a woman within hearing distance of said statement will inform you that you have no room to talk given what women go through with their footwear selection.)

Highlight of the weekend was seeing Jackie Chan last night. He is currently the biggest celeb that I have see since being out here. And I don’t mean size when I say biggest. He was actually all of 5’3 or so. I didn’t believe it was him until I asked him if he understood the words coming out of my mouth and he looked at me a little confused. While we both waited for the valet to bring our cars, I asked him to share some easy to learn self defense moves since I figured a 5’3 can of hell-fire could show me a few things in case I ever get caught up in these mean streets. He showed me the “hung like a dragon” but made me promise to only use it if someone attacked my honor. So watch your conduct…

Passing out copies of Rush Hour 1 and 2 in honor of my new homeboy Jackie Chan:
UM – for the new spot Lola’s
MK – for the insider Grey’s Anatomy information
TB – For looking out for us even though we didn’t make it in the spot
SD – Welcome back – The Blue Carpet Treatment is going to be hot.

M. aka “Flying Lobster”