LA Chronicles 12.5

“The waiting game…”

That simple line sums up my LA experience to date. It is rather funny how it permeates throughout my entire time here. From something as simple as waiting in line to get into a club to the pain of my October waiting on all of my earthly belongings to arrive in the 310. I’m beginning to think that God is having a little fun with me and testing my patience. Its like lines are inserted where they shouldn’t be. The other day I had to wait in line to use my own bathroom and I live alone.

I’ve decided to compile my top ten waiting moments of the past month. (Yeah I’ve been Hollywood for a month already and I haven’t changed that much…minus the paparazzi, wearing sunglasses in the dark, hiring personal assistant, taking 8x11 head shots to the grocery store, wearing my blue tooth headset in church in case my agent calls, referring to myself in the third person and starting my name with “The”. I’m still the same kid from Indiana.)

Top 10 waiting minutes in LA:
10) Waiting 2 hours to get into White Lotus to see nary a flower
9) Waiting 4+ hours to hear Jaguar Wright and then not realizing what she looks like
8) Waiting for Kobe to invite me to a Laker game
7) Waiting on MC’s couch to turn into a queen size heavenly bed
6) Waiting 90 minutes to get into club only to have the line move once I give valet our ticket
5) Waiting on my apartment/furniture longer than the start of the R Kelly trial
4) Waiting on Megan Good to drop the restraining order
3) Waiting on cold weather to start…I’m willing to wait this one out
2) Waiting in traffic for 3 hours a day which allowed me to appreciate the simpler things in life such as motion, acceleration, inertia and velocity
1) Waiting to run outta ish to write about…some reason I feel like this is going to be a while

Giving out Headshots today:
CS – Happy Birthday Mom!
JD – Hold down Vegas

M. aka “The Waiter”