Tuesday, November 08, 2005

That Girl Chapter 1

Now I have to give credit to my friend Mr. Radia for helping me come up with the idea but I'll use this as a pre-draft of my initial book called "That Girl". Feel free to comment on the content and provide any feedback. The concept is pointing out things that women do that are really good or really bad. Each Chapter will rotate betwen each. So without further delay, Chapter 1...

That Girl who knows everyone in the club. She always catches your attention when you walk into the place. She seems to glow or have a big blinker above her head. So being the smooth guy you are, you try to scope her out to see what angle you'll use to meet her and begin the rest of your lives together. And then it happens...she hugs the guy next to her and not one of those this is my boy hug. Its one of those extra-long this is special hug. So you think to yourself, maybe they grew up together. Then she goes on a little bit and hugs the hell out of the next random guy. As the night goes on she proceeds to greet every guy in the place like she's on the mother board at your local baptist church. It actually turns out that you are the only guy that doesn't know her.

Ladies if this is you or you have a reason to think that someone might think this is you then please do the following:

- STOP IT.

It is definitely not bad to be friendly and connected and networked and liked and any other excuse you might come up with to explain why you are That Girl. However from a male perspective, we begin to make conclusions about the situation.

1. You are out in (The use of two prepositions is intentional) the streets so often that you have met everyone to walk into the place in the past 10 years.
2. You been around the block a few times if you know what I mean....and if you don't then ask the closest male to you right now.
3. You are looking for your big video break and come out each night to perfect the newest dances.

So this concludes the first chapter/edition of That Girl. Stay tuned for the rest and hopefully you aren't That Girl or don't know That Girl.

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